Things My Ex-Girlfriend threw during the course of our relationship(s)

I ask you, gentle readers, not to pass judgment, but merely to consider the following list.

1) A wet sponge (at me)

2) A swiss watch I had given her to wear (down the steps)

3) A pear wrapped in a napkin (at me)

4) My keys (out the window)

5) A fit (frequently)


And the results of the preceding things thrown:

1) My shirt got wet.

2) The watch worked, but I later lost it.

3) It hit me in the diaphragm, causing a modest amount of pain.

4) She slipped and fell on them the next day walking to class.

5) We broke up (a lot).