Brian Setzer, Be At Peace

No, he isn't dead. I just had a startling revelation about him today is all. That revelation is as follows: If there is a heaven, Brian Setzer will go there regardless of any sins he has committed. He just rocks too hard not to go there. I mean, even God's gotta be, "Well, he did kill those hookers -- but I love "Rock This Town" so much that I gotta let him in." If you've never heard of Brian Setzer, you need to seriously injure self right now. Don't damage your ears though, because you're going to need them. I recommend "The Dirty Boogie" as one of his best albums, but I might pick up "Boogie Woogie Christmas" too. I can't even describe him accurately. He is what happens when you put equal parts Elvis Presley, George Thorogood, Louis Prima, and Frank Sinatra in a blender and then add a shot of whiskey. Also he can play guitar like nobody's business. That's right, it isn't your business. Stop making it yours, ass.

I got my Tarot cards read the other day at a professor's party. If you had asked me on Tuesday what I thought of Tarot cards, I would have told you, "I think they're a large crock of shit." Today my reaction is substantially different, "It could still be a crock of shit but I don't think so anymore." I also watched a guy in my suite (who we will refer to as Chilly since that is his name) get his read. His cards wouldn't have made any sense for me, and my cards wouldnt' have made any sense for him. His was all about relationships and struggling with those -- perfectly fitting since that is the exact thing he's going through right now. In fact, he's breaking up with his girlfriend as we speak. OK, so it's just me speaking. Is it because of the Tarot cards? Who knows? Is he a fucking idiot for breaking up with his girlfriend (who is a true blue nymphomaniac) ? Probably not, since he doesn't love her -- it's a one-sided relationship and some of you may know what it's like to be involved in those. It isn't fun, to say the least. Anyway, I wish Chilly luck, and hopefully his girlfriend Kim won't dismember him in his sleep after he breaks up with her. Or maybe that'd be for the best -- who's to say? Not me.